These experiential, very real commentaries from today's underground luminaries offer honest and humorous advice on everything from 'Door Etiquette for the Nightlife-Challenged' by Clint Catalyst to 'How to be an Art Star' by downtown NYC scenester Reverend Jen.

Without a hint of irony, Good Advice for Young Trendy People of All Ages shows would-be bohemians how things really are ('How to Live in Debt' by Mykel Board), instead of selling far-fetched dreams of writing the great novel or producing a top gallery show.

'Even if you think you've got it all together this collection will help you scam a better scam, work a deeper style, and become a more gracious human being.' -Michelle Tea

'Wow! One of the sharpest minds and trash connoisseurs I've ever known - Jennifer Blowdryer - joins forces with some very weird friends to bring forth the scariest reality survivor show you'll ever see on TV - YOU.' -Jello Biafra